C*
But I arrived just after seven
C*
 But you said "it doesn't matter
        C*                  C*
I understand your situation - and your image - I'm flattered
C*     F*
 And I'd just like to tell you
F*
That I love all of your albums
          C*
Could you sign this for my daughter?
C*
She's in hospital her name is Miriam
         G*
Now I'll get down to the gist:
G*     F*
Do you want a line of this?
    F*    C           Csus4  C        Csus4  C
Are you a socialist?

[Verse 1]

                      C5
Nooow - I'm doing fine - yeah!
C5
Buzzing all the time
         F5
Just one hit
           D5
And I feel great
         C5
And I support
C5
The welfare state

[Bridge]

        G5                                         F5                G5
Aw, you must be a socialist because you're always off out on the piss
        C5
In your private members bar
C5
Yes you are, you superstar
         C                 Csus4
Well you sing about common people
C                 Csus4
And the misshapes and the misfits
C                     Csus4
So can you bring them to my party
C                    Csus4
Can you get them all to to sniff this?

[Chorus]

F
All I'm really saying is come on
Dm
And rock the vote for me
C     Csus4         C                   Csus4
All I need is here, is come on, roll up that note for me
G
The gist of all this is
                 F                 Dm
Do you want hits or do you want misses?
          C
Are you a socialist, yeah!
                 Csus4      G
Socialist, yeah! socialist, yeah?
         C
Oh, yeah!

[Instrumental]

C     Csus4  C
C     Csus4  C
F        Dm
C     Csus4  C
G        F

C    Csus4   C    D
     Uhuhuhu!

[Verse 2]

D
    You can be just what you want to be
D
Just as long as you don't try to compete with me
          G                             Em
And we've waited such a long time for a chance to help our own kind, so now
D
Please come on and toe the party line
    A
You owe it to yourself
               G
Don't think of anybody else
       D
Oh, we promise we won't tell
D
We won't tell
D
We won't - tell

[Interlude]

  D5           G               D5
E|----------------------------------|
B|------3---------3---------------3-|
G|---2---------------4---------2----|
D|0------------5--------5-----------|
A|----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|

[Outro]

D
             Don't worry
D  C  G
         Don't worry
D  C  G
         Don't worry
D  C  G
         Don't worry
D  C  G
         Don't worry
D
      (Don't worry)
D
      (Don't worry)
D
      (Don't worry)
D
      (Don't worry)
D*    D5*