G     (320033)
Bb*   (xx0331)
C     (x32010)
Am    (xx2210)
Em    (x22000)

x = mute string



standard tuning

Verse:

F                        Fsus2         G
I am not jesus, though I have the same initials

F                      Fsus2             G
I am the man who stays home and does the dishes

Bb*              G
And how was your day?

Bb*                 F                 G
Is that woman still trying to do your head in?

repeat verse chords


Chorus:

C           F               Am    G    Em          F
I'd like to make this water wiiii-nnnne but it's impossible

C           F                Am     G    Em         F
I've got to get these dishes dryyyy-yyyy


repeat verse chords (once)

repeat chorus chords (once)


Bridge:

   F      C      F      C     F      C      F      C

G- 242424 454545 020202       242424 454545 020202
D-                      0202                       020
A-                                                    3
   


Solo: (x2)

  C          F            Am      G     Em    F 

G- 0 2 7 9 7 2 2  7 9 7 9 2s14 14 12 12 12 12 10 10


Chorus 2:

C              F                  Am   G  Em           F
And aren't you happy just to be a-liiiive? Oh yes it's possible

C           F               Am  G  Em F
He's got no cross to bear tonigh-t igh-t

         Am  G  Em F
No not tonigh-t igh-t

         Am  G  Em F
No not tonigh-t igh-t


End:

F                        Fsus2         G
I am not jesus, though I have the same initials