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E|-5--3-2--5--3-2--7--5-7-8-7--7--5-7-8-7-|-5--3-2--5--3-2--7--5-7-8-7--7--5-7-8-7-7-7-7-7-|



CHORUS

when playing this song the chorus can simply consist of F#m and G#m in a strumming pattern
you see fit 

F#m                                                 
And the man at the side of me starts a lewd laugh
F#m                                
(ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
G#m                                                     
At the cat with two heads and the dog with eight legs
G#m                                
(ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
F#m                           
The man has come between us His cheeks rattle like a fence
F#m                                
(ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
G#m                                                
He's come between us, and he starts a lewd laugh
G#m                       
(ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!)