C                     G        Am
  We like driving on a Saturday night

C                          G             B
  past the Leisure Centre, left at the lights

                       C                  F             Em
Oh we don't look for trouble, but if it comes we don't run

                  C              F       Em
Looking out for trouble is what we call fun

[CHORUS]
     B
Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals

C             G       B
wouldn't you like to come

over and watch some vandals

C              G        B
smashing up someone's home?

[VERSE 2] (same  chords as 1)

We can't help it we're so thick we can't think
can't think of anything but shit, sleep and drink
Oh and we like women; "Up the women!" we say
and if we get lucky yeah we might even meet some one day

[CHORUS]

C                          Em
Mister, we just want your car

            C                     Em
`cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir

F             F#                B
Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy
but don't you want to come and see?

[Solo]
C  G  Am
C  G  B
C  F  Em
C  F  Em
B      C  G
B      C  G
B

Mister we just want your car
`cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy
Mister...

[end]
         B
it's a tragedy.