F#           C#7/G#
There she is sitting there
F#7/A#                            B
Out behind the smoke-house in her rocking chair
F#  
She don't say nothin'
C#7/G#
She don't do nothin'
F#7/A#  
She don't feel nothin'
B
She don't know nothin'
F#          Ebm7                   G#7/C
Maybe she's crazy, I don't know
             C#7sus4             F#  Badd9
Maybe that's why I love her so

F#
Her papa was a midget
C#7/G#
Her mama was a whore
F#7/A#                                 B
Her grandad was a newsboy 'til he was eighty-four (What a slimy old bastard he was)
F#
Man don't you think I know she hates me
C#7/G#
Man don't you think I know that she's no good
F#7/A# 
If she knew how she'd be unfaithful to me
B
I think she'd kill me if she could
F#          Ebm7                   G#7/C
Maybe she's crazy I don't know
             C#7sus4             F#  Badd9
Maybe that's why I love her so

[Bridge]
        B                         F#sus4
I'm not afraid of the Greywolf
                       F#                 Badd9
Who stalks through our forest at dawn
   B         Fsus4    F            G#7/C
As long as I have her beside me
           C#7sus4
I have the strength to carry on

F#
Today we will be married
C#7/G#
And all the freaks that she knows will be there
F#7/A#
And all the people from the village will be there
B
To congratulate us
F#
I will carry her across the threshold
C#7/G#
I will make dim the light
F#7/A#
I will attempt to spend my love within her
B
Though I will try with all my might
F#
She will laugh at my mighty sword
C#7/G#
She will laugh at my mighty sword
F#7/A#
Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword?
B
Lord, help me if you will
F#          Ebm7                     G#7/C
Maybe we're both crazy, I don't know
             C#7sus4
Maybe that's why I love her so


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