Rock 'n roll loudmouth, spew in my glass
Stroke another one down, right behind my back
Do us all a favor, get yourself a spine
Everybody's chokin' on the grapevine

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Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies
Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies

I heard it on the airwaves, I've seen it in my glass
Get your money on the table, get your head out of your ass
You're the coolest guy that I ever have smelt
I ain't a notch on nobody's belt

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Why don't you get a haircut, sister? {bottle breaking} that's it!

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