Em        Bm        G         A         Em*(chugging)
E|----7---------2---------3---------5---------0----|
B|----8---------3---------3---------5---------0----|
G|----9---------4---------4---------6---------0----|
D|----9---------4---------5---------7---------2----|
A|----7---------2---------5---------7---------2----|
E|----7---------2---------3---------5---------0----|

Em        Bm       G          A 
There's a time, of which none speak 
xRepeat
A secret time lost in the briny deep 

Em* (chugging top strings)
You know all about: 
Em*                  G                       A        
Half time, big time, break time, lunch time, dinner dinner time, 
Em*                  G                       A
Tee time, free time, me time, the time, you'd undo if you could travel in time. 
Em*                    G                      A
Space time, face time, hard time, hammertime, in the meantime, miller time. 
Em*                  G                     A
Daytime, snack time, nap time, night time, bath time, bed time, business time. 

(no chord)
But don't forget about 
Em                  G
Nilla wafer top hat time 
         A
It's the time you wear a hat made out of Nilla wafers 
Em                  G
Nilla wafer top hat time 
         A
It's the best time in the history of man kind. 

Em*(knuckle tap x2)  G           A
One day, there was a knock at my door, 
Em*                     G           A
A mysterious drifter was on the other side 
Em*                                 G                                  
In his hands, was a box, and on his lips, were the words: 
A
"Listen closely, I don't have much time." 

Em*(hard strumming)                   G
Then he reached in the box and pulled out 
             A
a Nilla wafer top hat, from inside. 
Em*                        G
He said "wear it, when its time" 
             A
and I said, "what time?" and then he died. 

(no chord)
Later I realised he was talking about: 
Em                  G
Nilla wafer top hat time 
         A
It's the time you wear a hat made out of Nilla wafers 
Em                  G
Nilla wafer top hat time 
         A
It's the best time in the history of man kind. 

Em* (chugging as it builds up, and then hold)
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time 
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time 
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time 
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time 
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time 
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time