Go and sit upon the grass
And I shall come and sit beside you.
Go and sit upon the grass
And I shall come and sit beside you.

And we shall talk.
And while we talk I'll hit your head with a nail to make you understand me.
While we talk I'll hit your head with a nail to make you understand me.

Go and sit upon the grass
And I shall come and sit beside you.
Go and sit upon the grass
And I shall come and sit beside you.

And do not mind if I thump you when I'm talking to you.
Do not mind if I thump you when I'm talking to you.
I've something important to say.

Go and sit upon the grass
And I shall come and sit beside you.
Go and sit upon the grass
And I shall come and sit beside you.

And when I'm gone you can feel the lumps upon your head.
And think about what I said.
And think about what I said.

Go and sit upon the grass
And feel your lumps.