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                      The monkey sat on a pile of stone     

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and he stared at the broken bone in his hand           and the strains

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  of a Viennese quartet rang out across the land
                                                        
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                                           The monkey looked up at 

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  the stars       and he thought to himself       Memory is a stranger

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   History is for fools             And he cleaned his hands
                     
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   In a pool of holy writing                     Turned his 

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   back on the garden and set out      for the nearest town

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   Hold on, hold on soldier,   when you add it all up,     the tears

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   and the marrowbone,    there's an ounce of gold,   and and ounce of

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pride in each ledger.              And the Germans killed the Jews

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   And the Jews killed the Arabs,    and the Arabs killed the hostages

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And that is the news                           And is it any wonder

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   That the monkey's confused                     He said Mama, Mama


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    The President's a fool,       why do I have to keep reading these

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    technical manuals,         And the joint chiefs of staff and the 

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    brokers on Wall Street said,        don't make us laugh you're a

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    smart kid,   time is linear, memory is a stranger,  history's for 


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    fools,   Man is a tool in the hands of the great God Almighty

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   And they gave him command of a nuclear submarine and sent him back 

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    in search of the Garden of Eden.