He is chic and wears tights
Likes high heels and sometimes bites
He loves dancing and cooking shows
Speaks French and reads romantic prose

Buttman!

He likes leather and cosmetics
Hair removal and diuretics

He is the chief Butt professional
Loves all that is intestinal
He is not demanding with an ass
And even endures the collateral gas

He likes them bald, he likes them hairy
He likes them tiny, fat or smelly
He doesn’t mind overtight assholes
Nor if they have hemorrhoids or moles

He is the chief Butt professional
Loves all that is intestinal
He is not demanding with an ass
And even endures the collateral gas

He inserts foreign objects in his ass
And has a lifelong anal pass

Buttman also wishes he was a cat
To lick his own balls
And his penis better look at