If I had a genie in a bottle
Id make my mother the president
Id buy up all the radio stations
And find out where the hell the aliens went

My three wishes
I found a genie by the toy joy store
My three wishes
No one believes me so Im getting three more

Id buy a house beside mount wilson
Take dalai lama for a spin in my car
Make growing hemp a fine profession
Feed super-models all the candy bars

She is my favorite girlfriend
She helps me pay my rent
I never have to wash the dishes
She never asks me how my moneys spent

Id bring back all the drive-in movies
Id have a pet blue dragon
Id buy my friends a big jet airplane
Instead of living in this little club wagon