You glow like South Miami
I smell like East Berlin
You smile like the Mona Lisa
I grin like Ho Chi Minh

If I were you
I'd be a perfect person too
If I were you
I'd be extraordinary too

You make a bed of roses
I build a Wailing Wall
You plan a better future
I break your crystal ball

If I were you
I'd be a perfect person too
If I were you
I'd be extraordinary too

If I were you
If I were you

You show determination
I knock your vanity
You're ovеrtop collection
I am the enеmy
You plan a safe transition
While I'm still too exposed
You don't need your medication
I claim the overdose
You win
I lose

If I were you
I'd do those special things you do
If I were you
If I were you

If I were you
I'd be a perfect person too
If I were you
I'd be extraordinary too
If I were you
I'd be a perfect person too
If I were you
I'd be extraordinary too

If I were you
If I were you