C C F Dm G C F


[Verse 1]
C                      E
Pellet snow takes me over
        F                    C
If you need, we'll talk and hold
                                Em
Dyed your hair and the smell of pot
           F                C
I hate it but I'll let it slide
                        Em
Sinking forward to the lions
                  F                 C
That're feasting on your favorite child
                             Em
It isn't fair, the case is closed
              F
And it gets worse, but I've been


[Chorus]
Dm        G
Trained, conditioned and
C         F

Framed, you know this pageant's
Dm        G
Staged, oh miss voilà
C         Am                      Dm    G  C
Shamed, you've come to face your flaws
    F          Dm  G  C
On the centerfold
   Am             C  E  Am
On the centerfold


[Verse 2]
 C                          Em
The city fines and you are broke
            F              C
You taste falafel on your coat
                            Em
Wipe it down and now it's soaked
           F               C
So hang it up and let it slide
                              Em
When you fail, you just come home
               F                C
And kiss your mom, well, life sustains
                        Em
You're unconditionally praised
F
With vicious words, but I've been


[Chorus]
Dm         G
Trained, conditioned and
C          F
Framed, you know this pageant's
Dm         G
Staged, oh miss voilà
C          Am                     Dm    G  C
Shamed, you've come to face your flaws
    F          Dm  G  C
On the centerfold
   Am            C  E  Am

On the centerfold


[Bridge]
G               C          F        Dm
But you can bet it all on the centerfold
G             C         Am        Dm
Journalistic rise and without a sound
G                   C         F         Dm

I don't think it's wise to get out and down
G                   C         F         Dm   G   C
And you can bet it all on the centerfold
    F           Dm  G   C
On the centerfold
    Fm          Am  Em  F  Am
On the centerfold

'Cause I've been


[Chorus]
Dm         G
Trained, conditioned and
C          F
Framed, you know this pageant's
Dm         C
Staged, oh miss voilà
C          Am                      Dm   G  C
Shamed, you've come to face your flaws
    F      Dm    G  C
On the centerfold
    Am      C    E  Am   F  Dm  G  C  Am
On the centerfold