Em                                  D
Well, you haven't killed anyone, as far as we know
         Em                     D
And you seem very nice to your sister
           Em                   D
You have very good taste in clothes and guitars
      C9
And very young girls

[Chorus]
    D
I know everyone's a good person inside
 C9                         D
Everyone wants just to be loved inside
D
So whenever I think, "What a dick, what a liar"
   C9                  D
I try to remember the good things inside

[Verse]
            Em                   D
Well, your smile is as wide as Montana
          Em                    D
And your eyes as deep as the Caspian Sea
           Em                             D
Well, I guess these don't count as the things from inside
     C9
But these are the things that made me blind
  E
These are the things that made me blind

[Breakdown]
N.C.
What was I thinking?
I wasn't thinking at all
If I knew what I did today, would I make the same mistake?
Uh-huh, probably would

[Verse]
             Em                    D
'Cause your hands are as big as Montana
          Em                   D
And your lips as sweet as Red Vines
          Em                             D
Well, I guess these don't count as the things from inside
     C9
But these are the things that made me blind
  E
These are the things that make me blind

            Em                        D
You're as sharp as a tack, you're as loyal as a cat
          Em                                   D
You were great in the sack, even if you have hair on your back
             Em                        D
You made me weak at the knees, gave me no disease
      C9
What more could I ask?
 E
I won't dig deeper than that

Em                D
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Em                D
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Em                D
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
C9
These are the things that made me blind
 E
These are the things that made me blind

       Em                 D
Your smile is as wide as Montana
           Em                D
And your eyes as deep as the Caspian Sea
         Em                             D
Well, I guess these don't count as the things from inside
     C9
But these are the things that made me blind

 Em                 D
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
  Em                D
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la