Daddy: Who--who you said was naked?
Daughter: Daddy and mommy
Daddy: And what happened?

Daughter:
Mommy said "Ah-Ah-Ahhhhh!"
Daddy said "Ah-Ah-Ahhhhh!"
And Daddy screamed like a girl, like "Oo Oo!"
Mommy screamed like a girl, like "Uh uh!"
Both of them screamed like
"Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahhhhhhhh!

Daddy: You was in, you was in your room?
Daughter: Uh-huh.
Daddy: You was tryin' to sleep?
Daughter: Yeah, yeah!
Daddy: Who you hear?
Daughter: Daddy and Mommy!
Daddy: I bet my daughter knows my name.
What did you hear?

Daughter:
Mommy said "Ah-Ah-Ahhhhh!"
Daddy said "Ah-Ah-Ahhhhh!"
And Daddy screamed like a girl, like "Oo Oo!"
Mommy screamed like a girl, like "Uh uh!"
Both of them screamed like
"Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahhhhhhhh!

Daddy and Mommy was naked
And you, you in trouble, you in trouble!
Both of yall!
You in trouble, you in trouble!
Both of yall!
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahhhhhhh!