Eadd9 022102
E*    022103

[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

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You're gonna take a walk in the rain
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And you're gonna get wet - I predict
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You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein
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And be hungry real soon - I predict
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Are my sources correct? - I predict
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They're gonna find the Queen is a man
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But that Philip don't care - I predict
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Lassie will prove that Elvis and her
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Had a fleeting affair - I predict
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Are my sources correct?
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Are my sources correct?
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Yes I know they're corect - I predict

[Chorus]

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Men, if you say your prayers
    B
You'll never lose your hair
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L.A. is safe
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Ain't gonna quake
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Ain't gonna quake - I predict

[Bridge]

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And somebody's gonna die
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But I can't reveal who
N.C.                      E5
Cold beer will cure a cold
N.C.
Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer
G
Moscow will march to France
B
They'll do the Can-Can Dance
G
Don't worry, it'll work out
B
Maxim's will throw them out

[Verse 2]

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They're gonna stop Saturday night
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So you better have fun now - I predict
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They're gonna stop having the sun
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So you better get tan now - I predict
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out - I predict
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out - I predict
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out - I predict
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out - I predict

[Outro]

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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out
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And this song will fade out