Well there's love on the menu
Well there's love on the menu

Well there's love on the menu
You don't know what you're missing
Honey, honey make a meal out of me
Take a big bite, or a nibble
Oyster entrée, bon appetit
Won't you never stop your complaining?
Never stop, have a good vintage wine
Every time we go eating out,
Just desserts, tea and sympathy

And the music plays on and on
The chef gets the bacon for the filet mignon
There's always the waiter, he knows how to cater

Sugar and spice, give me that savoured love
Cheap at the price, give me that flavoured love
Sugar and spice, it tastes so very nice
Love's on the menu, me 'n' you

Well there's love on the menu
But you still refuse to listen
2, 4, 6, 8 bog in, don't wait
Take a big sip or a small nip
Cappuccino or Burgundy
Won't you never stop your complaining?
Never stop, have a good vintage wine
Every time we go eating out,
Just desserts, tea and sympathy

I'll be the knife if you'll be the fork
I'll try the rump steak if you'll try the pork
There's always the waitress in her sexy little white dress

Sugar and spice, give me that savoured love
Cheap at the price, give me that flavoured love
Sugar and spice, yeah that's my favourite love
Sugar and spice, give me that flavoured love

Sugar and spice