You say my sense of humor is dry, is that alright?
Is it just not something you're used to
I spend so much time trying to change, but that was a waste
'Cause I know what I will and I won't do

I wanna say what I mean, and mean what I do
Without being mean and still staying true

'Cause you know I don't litter, I'm a really good tipper
And I won't be late, if you ask me out to dinner
I'm just doing my best to be someone with integrity
Somebody good

Someone that you can trust in, who follows instructions
Who holds the elevator, if they see somebody running
I don't need to win the lottery, isn't it enough to be
Somebody good

This world is crazy most of the time, but hey so am I
I'm just trying my best to get through
I don't wanna dampen your day, rain on your parade
Half of the time I don't know what I'm doing, 'cause I'm only human

Tryna say what I mean, and mean what I do
Without being mean and still staying true

By now you know I don't litter, I'm a really good tipper
And I won't be late, if you ask me out to dinner
I'm just doing my best to be someone with integrity
Somebody good

Someone that you can trust in, who follows instructions
Who holds the elevator, if they see somebody running
I don't need to win the lottery, isn't it enough to be
Somebody good

Who doesn't cut the line, somebody good
(Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
Pours you the last glass of wine, somebody good
(Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
Who holds the door open, like they should
(Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
Who loves you when you're broken
Mmm, somebody good