Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2    Bb      Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
You        watch me on...
Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2   Bb     Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Saying     that my job...
Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2  Bb     Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Saying     I am...
Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2    Bb        Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
You        think my sport's...
G
 But you can't judge....
Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2  Bb
shoes.           Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!


[VERSE 2]
Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2     Bb      Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
So       I don't get...
Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2  Bb       Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Got      a mullet from...
Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2        Bb      Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
I'm        known throughout the...
G
 as the prophet....


[CHORUS]
C5       G5       Eb5    C5           G5      Bb
And as I roll the ball....
C5          G5     Bb F
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5                G5    Eb5     
God. The smell of.... 
C5               G5      Eb5    
high. Kiss those.... 
C5         G5     Bb F
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
Dsus2  Bb  (x4)
God.


[VERSE 3]
Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2       Bb         Dsus2    Bb Dsus2 Bb
Got      a ball that's....
  Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2 Bb       Dsus2    Bb Dsus2 Bb
I keep    it in my....
  Dsus2  Bb  Dsus2   Bb    Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
I get      a feeling in....
G
 As I finger....


[CHORUS]
C5       G5       Eb5    C5           G5      Eb5
And as I roll the ball....
C5          G5     Bb F
die!" I'm almighty Malachai.... 
C5                G5    Eb5      
God. The smell of....
C5               G5            Eb5    
high. Kiss those....
C5         G5     Bb F
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....


[BRIDGE]
Dsus2        Bb              Dsus2         Bb
Not a single man....
Dsus2             Bb            Dsus2          Bb
All who challenge me....
Dsus2            Bb            Dsus2           Bb
Marshall Holman, Gary Dickens....
Dsus2        Bb            Dsus2             Bb
John Petraglia, Norm Duke....
Dsus2         Bb              Dsus2            Bb
Who among the pro bowl....
Dsus2          Bb             Dsus2             Bb 
Not that pussy Nelson Burton....
Dsus2              Bb                 Dsus2    Bb
Hey Mark Roth! Hey Earl the Pearl....
     Dsus2                Bb
How 'bout Dickie Weber.... 
     Dsus2                     Bb
I'll turn the motherfuckers....


[CHORUS]
C5       G5       Eb5    C5           G5      Eb5
And as I roll the ball....
C5          G5     Bb F
die!" I'm almighty Malachai.... 
C5                G5    Eb5      
God. The smell of.... 
C5               G5      Eb5     
high. Kiss those....
C5         G5     Bb F
bye. I'm almighty Malachai.... 
        C5         
bowling God!  
G5   Eb5  C5  G5  Eb5  C5  G5  Bb
Yeah!                            
F                C
 The bowling God.

End on C.


Chords used:
Bb.....x13331
C......332010
C5.....x35553
Dsus2..xx0230
Eb5....x68886
G......320033
G5.....355433
F......133211