A                            D          G
You say that you're leaving, but just for a day
    A                    G      D
The company wants you to fly to A 
        A                   D         G
So you leave me alone and I sit and I say
G           D  A
What will I do today
 G    D            A   
Today while you're away

I will...
A                         D             G
sniff all your underwear, dress in your clothes,
A                      G         D
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
  A                     D        G
I know it's not easy to leave me alone
         G        D               A
But it's more fun when you're not home
           G                    D   A
Yeah, it's more fun when you're not home!