I found a cigarette circled with lipstick

And a lingering of perfume in the room

The look on his face was priceless

I don't think he expected me so soon

I am sure that he's got an innocent excuse

CHORUS:

Except for the snapshot (Ooooh) He doesn't know I've got

(I've got A huh) He almost pulled off the perfect lover's crime

Except for the snapshot (Ooooh) That puts me on top

(On top A huh)

He thinks he's got one up on me but he hasn't seen the snapshot.

He said he bought the new car strictly for business

And the new clothes that's the new smile on his face.

The extra key on his chain must be to the office

Poor baby's leaving early staying late

He's got an alibi for every move he makes
go to chorus, then to bridge

Bridge:

When he walks in tonight It'll be his surprise

I had it blown up life size

I'm not as foolish as he thought I'd be

I took everything including the snapshot

He'll know I've got (I've got A huh)

He almost pulled off the perfect lover's crime

Except for the snapshot (Ooooh) That puts me on top (On top A huh)

He thought he had one up on me till he finally seen the snapshot