Got radiation sickness
Alcohol poisoning
Got a brainwash mouthwash headrush
And a few teeth are missing
Got trailer park madness

And a baseball bats-a-swingin

Why do you drag that weight behind you?
Makes it easier for me to find you

Got a blind Jehova's Witness
Grey eyes a-gleamin'
Got a cancerous chemo Christmas
And the tree is burnin'

Why do you drag that weight behind you?
Makes it easier for me to find you