Gm7
(Here lies Charlie
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You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone.)
           Gm7
He kept his showers ice cold
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Used eco-friendly lightbulbs
        F7M                       D
Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose
    Gm7                      C7
He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends
    F7M                      D
Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegience
      Gm7                   C7
Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks
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Bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached
 Gm7                          C7
Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask
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Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack
      Gm7               C7
Up the golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors
F7M                     D
Huddled there in prayer around the respirator
Gm7                        C7
Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs
        F7M
They all look like ants from here
          D
Stars and crystal chandaliers
            Gm7
There was an angel at the entrance
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Checking off a guest list
F7M                           D
Charlie wasn't on it, and was ushered to the exit
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His heart sank, he was breathless
Gm7
Excuse me, sir!
              C7
There must be someone you've confused me for
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If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
  Gm7                            C7
I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more!
F7M                                D
Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door!
Gm7
Excuse me, sir!
              C7
There must be someone you've confused me for
  F7M                              D
If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
  Gm7                     C7
I go to church on sunday, truly, usually more!
F7M                                D
Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door!
Gm7                C7
"Abandon all hope, all ye who enter."
        F7M                           D
It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure
Gm7                         C7
Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds
F7M                                  D
Fatsos squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths
  Gm7                          C7
Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords
F7M                        D
Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs
Gm7                     C7
Here, we buy and sell a million kinds of Hell
    F7M                         D
Imagination is the limit to the devil's clientelle
     Gm7                C7
Up a dingy elevator, no televised debate
             F7M
Will save you from the Hell you paid for
      D
Sorry buddy, smell you later
Gm7
Side-stepped fate
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Went right for the gate
    F7M                    D
But you know the devil, he loves a good chase!
            Gm7                           C7
There was a demon at the entrance, making X's on a checklist
         F7M                           D
Who would kick you in the ass when you begged him for repentance
     Gm7                             C7
Those tempted by the senses with the cruelest of intentions
         F7M                 D
Charlie's heart sank, he was breathless
Gm7
Excuse me, sir!
              C7
There must be someone you've confused me for
  F7M                              D
If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
  Gm7                         C7
I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before
F7M                                D
Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door!
Gm7
Excuse me, sir!
              C7
There must be someone you've confused me for
  F7M                              D
If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
  Gm7                         C7
I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before
F7M                                D
Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door!
       Gm7                    C7
You can run from your demons until you are exhausted
F7M                               D
One day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted
  Gm7                        C7                 F7M     D
A-running from those demons until you are exhausted
       Gm7                  C7
You can run to those angels until you are exhausted
F7M                               D
One day you will have to stop and question what they wanted
        Gm7                     C7              F7M     D
Keep on running to those angels until you are exhausted

Gm7
Excuse me, sir!
              C7
There must be someone you've confused me for
  F7M                              D
If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
(I don't want to die)
  Gm7                         C7                               F7M    D
I really don’t belong here, I know you’ve heard the tune before
(Please don’t let me die)