B F# F#7 B

[Verse 1]

B                F#
Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
F#7                             B
Sweet little fellows, you pay to see
B                F#
Saturday morning, pictures are free
F#7                                B
The little children all come to see me

[Chorus]

            F#                     B
They want to touch me, they want to love me
        F#                    B
I always give them pictures of me

[Verse 2]

B                F#
Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
F#7                                   B
My little girlfriend don't come to see me
B                       F#
She gets so jealous when kids start to scream
F#7                              B
I love the laughter kids offer to me

[Chorus]

            F#                     B
They want to touch me, they want to love me
         F#                  B      B F# F#7 B
They see a man that cannot be me

[Verse 3]

B                F#
Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
F#7                             B
Sweet little fellows, you pay to see
B                F#
Saturday morning, pictures are free
F#7                                B
The little children all come to see me

[Chorus]

            F#                     B
They want to touch me, they want to love me
        F#                    B
I always give them pictures of me