Someday, my band will be on TV (2x)
Someday I can pick from the girls that I see
And I can fuck any girl that I see
People tell me when I'm up on stage I can get any girl with just a wink (at least that's what I used to think)

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But when the smoke clears, there's no girls that're knocking at my door
Where'd all those cute girls go with barretts in their hair that were dancing on the floor
But when the smoke clears, there's no gitls that're comin' up to me, there's an empty space right there standing where the cute girls used to be

(Chorus):
I'm in a band, why don't I get chicks?
I sing in a band, why don't I get chicks?
Oh, I'm in a band, why don't I get chicks?

Someday, my band will be on the radio (2x)
Someday, I know we'll play some big shows, and we'll play some motherfuckin' big shows!
People tell me when I'm up on stage I can get any girl with just a wink (at least that's what I used to think)

(Pre-chorus)

(Chorus)