Em

[Verse 1]
Em
Murder is easy, murder is fun,
Em
It's better than sex, I always come.
Am
I like to stalk those I abuse,
Em                         Bm
I like them to struggle so I can refuse.

[Verse 2]
Em
Murder is easy, murder is fun,
Em
It's better than sex, I always come.
Am
I like to go prowling on Saturday night,
Em                              Bm
I like them to struggle and put up a fight

[Verse 3]
Em
Murder is easy, murder is fun,
Em
It's better than sex, because I always come.
Am
I've murdered so many I have lost count,
Em                           Bm
The pleasure it gives me is a large amount.

[Verse 4]
Em
Murder is easy, murder is fun,
Em
It's better than sex because I always come.
Am
I murdered the vicar, I murdered his son,
Em                          Bm
Murdered his dad and I murdered his mum.

[Cats, cats, cats]
      F
And I murdered, I murdered, I murdered, yeah I murdered,
F
Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, 

cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats,
                        Bm
cats, cats, cats as a boy.

[Dogs, dogs, dogs]
      F
Then I moved on to dogs, then I moved on to dogs, then I moved on to dogs,
F
Dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, 

dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs,
                                     Bm
dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, now it's the McCoy.

[Verse 5]
Em
Murder is easy, murder is fun,
Em                                         
It's better than sex because I always come.
Am
Public opinion, it don't swell,
Em                Bm
The consensus is I am unwell.

[Verse 6]
Em
Murder is easy, murder is fun,
Em
It's better than sex because I always come.
Am
Murder is easy, murder is fun,
Em                            Bm
It's better than sex because I always come.

Em                            Bm
It's better than sex because I always come.
Em                            Bm
It's better than sex because I always come.
Em                            Bm
It's better than sex because I always come.

[Outro]
Em
          Em
I always come