C F C F
Am F C

[Verse]
Am
We're going on holiday
       Am                                                   C F
So why have you got an array of board games under your arm?
Am
What's the point in going somewhere else
          Am                                                        C F C
If you're only going to do exactly what you would be doing at home?
 Dm                 F
   Looks like we're both in checkmate now

[Chorus]
C                           F
  Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales
Am                                 F
  You sink ships when we should be kissing, Monopoly has thrown us in jail!

[Instrumental]
C F C F

[Verse]
F                                               C F
So stick the kettle on, so stick the kettle on!
Am                                                                                   C F C
Cos that's your get out call, your automatic response when everything is going wrong
 Dm                            F
It was you who killed us in the bedroom with the lights on

[Chorus]
C                           F
  Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales
Am                                 F
  You sink ships when we should be kissing, Monopoly has thrown us in jail!
C                           F
  Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales
Am                                      F
  You play Scrabble though we should be kissing, Monopoly has thrown us in jail!

[Outro] (x32)
C
Looks like we're both in checkmate now