E          Dbm
I'm not in love with you
A
I'm a coward and a thief
      C
I'm a shark with blunted teeth
E                  Dbm
I have somewhat misled you
          A
I've been known to bend the truth
        C
I would lie in a confession booth

E            Dbm
I'm not in a playful mood
      A
Understatement for the year
       C
Well I thought I should make things clear
   E          Dbm
As I'm not in love with you
       A
I make promises I can't keep
            C
I told your boss and I'll tell your niece

E Dbm Abm x2

[Chorus]
Dbm            E          F#
Drop me like a guillotine
A         Dbm
Sever all ties and give me a clean sheet
Dbm            E          F#
Drop me like a guillotine
A         Dbm
Rusted or sharp
                     F#
Just make it a clean sweep

A Dbm F# B x2

[Verse]
E        Dbm
I'm only using you
      A
Be my shoulder, be my muse
         C
But no PDAs or I'll act confused
       E          Dbm
'Cause I'm not in love with you
              A
We're not all bastards down at heart
            C
It's just ulterior motives really get us hot

E Dbm Abm x2

[Chorus]
Dbm            E          F#
Drop me like a guillotine
A         Dbm
Sever all ties and give me a clean sheet
Dbm            E          F#
Drop me like a guillotine
A         Dbm
Rusted or sharp
                     F#
Just make it a clean sweep

Dbm            E          F#
Drop me like a guillotine
A         Dbm
Sever all ties and give me a clean sheet
Dbm            E          F#
Drop me like a guillotine
    A       Dbm                                         F#
You work so hard and all the while you're forgetting me

[Bridge]
A         Dbm            F#
While you work you're forgetting me
A         Dbm            F#
While you work you're forgetting me
A         Dbm                   F#
While you work you're forgetting me drop me like a guillotine

[Outro]
E          Dbm
I'm not in love with you
      A
I'm a coward and a thief
        C
I write words that I should never say