My Mommy Told Me
If I Were Goody
That She Would Buy Me
A Rubber Dolly

I Got Some Energy to Burn
It Makes Me Jumpy and Nervous
But I'm Too Damn Old to Join the Military Service
Hup Two Three Four
I Got to Hit My Baby On a Saturday Night
You Know the Devil Made Me do It
I Know It Wasn't Right

Like a Loco Mosquito
'round and 'round and 'round Igo
And When I'm Hungry
Down I Go

Please Mr. Custer I Don't Wanna Go
And Spend My Night in a Bar With Some Stupid Dodo
I'm Sick of Hanging 'round With Old Transvestites
They Stare At My Rubbers
It Makes Me Uptight

And Here I Go
In Love Again
Here I Go-oh Wo Wo
Like a Loco Mosquito

I Got Some Energy to Burn
But You Always Want to Tap It
You're Busy Sucking On My Gas Tank
Before I Can Tap It

Like a Loco Mosquito
'round and 'round and 'round Igo
And When I'm Hungry
Down I Go

Loco Mosquito