G           Em        C               G 
  I'm sorry mama, but I been drinkin again. 
C                G           D                   C 
  Me and the old man got us a head start on the weekend.
G                   Em                            C       
  And rest assured tonight I'm gonna be in Kevin's basement with all my
G
friends.
   C                 G                  D                      C
Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle King by ten.
    Em   G       C                    G 
The walk home is gonna be a real shit show.
        Am                    G               D                    C
I'll be pickin up half smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road.
     Em    G         C                        G 
Then throw up in the warm glow of the traffic light.
Am                G                D                     C 
I'm gonna put the devil inside me asleep if it takes all night. 
            G      Em          C                   G
So lets get fucked up, and lets pretend we're all okay.  
    C                    G                         D                   C  
And if you got something that you can't live with, save it for another day.
G            D      G 
Save it for another day.


2nd verse is the same.


         G                    C 
I need a timeout, I need an escape from reality
          D                                  C  (Repeat once)
Or else I need eternal darkness and death, I need an exit strategy.
             G                  D                         G
So give me a Guiness, give me a keystone light, give me a kegger on a
C
friday night.
        G                     D        C(repeat once) 
Give me anything, but another year in exile.
          G                 C                D             C
I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now! 
         G                 C                  D
I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, God knows how many times I've said this
              C                                    
before, but I really don't feel like doing this anymore.


   G                   D         G                                      D
So Andy lets turn into dirty old men. Close down the bar every night at the 
          G
Glen Rock inn.
                                D               G
Talk about our grandkids as we stroke out grey beards.
            G                           D            G
Funny we're still doing car bombs after all of these years.
      C
And I know there are bicycles waiting to ride,
            G                              
But I could swear I heard voices on the other side.
       A                      C              D
Saying wait until you see the whites of their eyes.