Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them
Right now they're probably getting on to send this
A good old life down at number 10
Livin' it up with no consequence

One rule for us, no rules for them
Right now they're probably getting on a bender
Cheese and wine and a bag for the afters
Bo Jo's flat and it's packed to the rafters
And you can hear the tories singing

Oh, fuck the cost of living crises
Richie Rich is making lines up
And if you're poor you're not invited
You can hear the tories singing

Oh, well you're fucked if you don't like us
We're bully boys, we stand united
Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island
You can hear the tories singing

Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them
I'm kinda worried about the message it sends
When the lawmakers are lawbreakers
Caught in the act, think a fine's gonna pay

For the people who feel powerless from me died
Alone with no one by their side, it's like afterlight
Boris clapping on the steps outside
While the NHS is privatised
And they'll be singing

Oh, fuck the cost of living crises
Richie Rich is making lines up
And if you're poor you're not invited
You can hear the tories singing

Oh, well you're fucked if you don't like us
We're bully boys, we stand united
Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island
You can hear the tories singing

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
You can hear the tories singing

Oh, fuck the cost of living crises
Richie Rich is making lines up
And if you're poor you're not invited
You can hear the tories singing

Oh, well you're fucked if you don't like us
We're bully boys, we stand united
Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island
You can hear the tories singing

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them