e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A|-----------------------------------------|
E|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|

D chords marked with an (*) have a similar riff:

e|-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
A|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|
E|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|

[Intro]

D Bm G A
D Bm A*

[Verse 1]

D        Bm      G     A
Meet our band of merry men
          D       Bm    A*
Shake the hand of every one
      D        Bm       G          A
We'll eat your food and steal your wives
D      Bm          A*
Buy us beers we're friends for life

[Pre-chorus 1]
   D               A
We only shoot when shot at
         G                A
We give away what we don't need
   D                 A
We live for fun and freedom
   G                  A
We stamp out feer and greed

[Chorus]

   D     G*
To create
         D       F#m
you must destroy
        D         G   A        D*
Smash a glass and cry too much joy

D*

[Verse 2]

   D        Bm         G       A
We sleep on floors and live on crumbs
D       Bm       A*
We're a bunch of ugly bums
  D      Bm       G       A
A great idea when we were smashed
D       Bm    A*
Turning anger into cash

[Pre-chorus 2]

   D          A
We ain't seen much
    G        A
But we don't starve
D        A
We drive around
   G         A
In our mom's cars

[Chorus]

   D     G*
To create
         D       F#m
you must destroy
        D         G   A        D
Smash a glass and cry too much joy

   D     G*
To create
         D       F#m
you must destroy
        D         G   A        D*
Smash a glass and cry too much joy

[Bridge]

D*
(He does a sorta rambling thing here, just continue the D riff all throughout)

[Chorus] 

   D     G*
To create
         D       F#m
you must destroy

        D         G   A        D
Smash a glass and cry too much joy