I'd have a hysterectomy, i'd have a blood transfusion
I'd even have a vasectomy, with no trousers on
Spend a month in the infirmary, operate on me night & day
But my dentures disappear everytime i hear them say
Psycho, psychosurgery

Chorus:
Let me out, let me out
Dumped in the dentists chair
Psyiiicho surgery, psiiicho surgery
Let me out, let me out
I'm in agony, i must be dumb, i should'na come
To the psychosurger, psychosurgery

I'd have a leg amputated, you can pull my appendix out
Fix a foot that's dislocated, i'll say i felt nowt
Acupuncture ain't no problem, bravery's my middle name
But i just can't face that lang filling place again
Psycho, psychosurgery

Chorus/guitar time/

I'll never set foot down that dental nutters lane...again

Chorus...let me out