Planted like a flower
One perfect little girl
Like dirt trapped in the oyster
I should have been a pearl

But ugly grew in places
It hurts me to be seen
Oh doctor!
I'm so needy
Please fix me - I'm obscene!

Perfect faces slap me
From grocery magazines
Their sultry smiles all knowing
They're certain I will be
Your Favorite Bloody Patient
I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient

Give me those breasts of honey
A waist no wasp can match
Carve me into Venus
I want them all to gasp
I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient
I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient

A princess lies in waiting
She's buried in my breast
Awake her, my Prince Charming
And slice her from my breast

They say I can't be real
That I'm a plastic sex doll queen
So cut me into pieces
And feed me to the masses
I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient
I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient