I'm not a man whore
It's just a habit
You probably do the same
But you're not a bad bitch
I don't do hookups
I only want love
I'll never break trust
(Alright, that's pushing it, I'll be honest)

Who looks at me and thinks I'm stable?
I'm as tall as I'm faithful
I flip freaks in rotation like a spatula
Too many hoes in my castle, call me Dracula
Goddamn, gonna need some sage cause
I'm Santana with my evil ways, and
I'm in a band, we're literally the worst to date

That's why they say that once you’re mine
I’ll ruin your life
Just give it time
And I don't wanna, but I'll make you cry
Out of your eyes
You'll wish you'd die
But I swear, I swear I'm a nice guy
(He's a really, really, really)
Nice guy
(He's a really, really, really)

I'm not insane, I'm a lost, romantic soul
A haunted house, how I die for your name, then ghost
Then come back when you're sad and you needing me most
Putting on a cape like I'm captain save-a-hoe
Wait, yo, what did you expect from me?
The lyrics in the songs that I drop
It's obvious I'm not the one to fit your Mister Right
So, like, one night is fine, but

That's why they say that once you’re mine
I’ll ruin your life
Just give it time
And I don't wanna, but I'll make you cry
Out of your eyes
You'll wish you'd die (I'm sorry)
But I swear, I swear I'm a nice guy
(I swear, he's a really, really, really)
Nice guy
(He's a really, really, really)

And one day, I’ll end up in a king-sized bed
Alone with my stories until my death
No photos or frames hung above my head
(What are you talking about, man?)
Because I deserve loneliness
Shut the fuck up

Step the fuck back
Everything I touch I break
Stay away from me

That's why they say that once you’re mine
I’ll ruin your life
Just give it time
And I don't wanna, but I'll make you cry
Out of your eyes
You'll wish you'd die (I'm sorry)
But I swear, I swear I'm a nice guy
(He's a really, really, really)
Nice guy
(He's a really, really, really)