|C  G/B  |Bb  F  |Fm  C  |G  |

[Verse 1]
           C                      G/B
She always said if something ever
         Bb                    F
Happened to me she would never
        Fm          C
Fall in love again,  uh
       G
What a waste
          C                     G/B
We always said we'd go together
                Bb            F
But if I'm just half of her forever
          Fm             C
This goes out to whoever
         G
Takes my place

[Chorus]
N.C.           C               G/B
She don't give two cents 'bout money
               Bb            F
Likes a little coffee in her honey
              Fm          C
Let her sleep late as she wants
            Dm           G
Home is her favorite restaurant
          C                        G/B
Don't you dare come home if you're hammered
       E                         Am
Better watch your mouth and your grammar
          F
She loves babies, hates glitter
           G                         G/F#
You better shave before you kiss her
    Dm                    Fm               N.C.
And if she ever misses me,   please, don't let her

[Verse 2]
          C                          G/B
She's insecure about her legs, right
          Bb                          F
Something wrong with her hair, right?
                    Fm        C
Just tell her she's crazy (crazy)
                        G
Even though she won't believe you, nah
       C                            G/B
Best advice I can give you, brother
                     Bb                      F
Don't ever say she's acting just like her mother
                Fm                       C
Even though she does sometimes (sometimes)
                         G
It's gonna be our little secret

[Chorus]
               C               G/B
She don't give two cents 'bout money
               Bb            F
Likes a little coffee in her honey
              Fm          C
Let her sleep late as she wants
            Dm           G
Home is her favorite restaurant
          C                        G/B
Don't you dare come home if you're hammered
       E                         Am
Better watch your mouth and your grammar
          F
She loves babies, hates glitter
           G                         G/F#
You better shave before you kiss her
    Dm                    Fm               C
And if she ever misses me,   please, don't let her

[Bridge]
              G/B
Make her feel better
              Am
Say something funny
                        F
Say something 'bout the weather
                  C         G/B
Tell her wherever I am, I'm good
           F
And if she thinks she can love again

She should, understood?

[Verse 3]
C                            G/B
Orchids, that's her favorite flower
           Bb                     F
Don't ever watch "The Office" without her
      Fm                C
After church, she gonna talk
N.C.
Her favorite season is football

[Instrumental]
|C  G/B  |Bb    F  |Fm  C        |G      |
           Ooh-hoo-hoo   Oh, yeah  yeah

[Chorus]
               C               G/B
She don't give two cents 'bout money
               Bb            F
Likes a little coffee in her honey
              Fm          C
Let her sleep late as she wants
            Dm           G
Home is her favorite restaurant
          C                        G/B
Don't you dare come home if you're hammered
       E                         Am
Better watch your mouth and your grammar
          F
She loves babies, hates glitter
           G                         G/F#
You better shave before you kiss her
    Dm                    Fm               C
And if she ever misses me,   please, don't let her