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[Verse]

D                   G
Little Rita and her sister Bette
D7                        G
Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy
D                 G                D
He took them for a ride one summer night

[Interlude]
G

[Verse]

D                       G
Told the girls he was a big producer
D7                      G
Truth be told, he was a cheap seducer
D7                   D7
They drove up to the hills to see the lights, yeah right

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Two days later they were reading him his rights

[Chorus]

D7                   G7                       D7
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks y'all
G7
Out come the freaks
D7                   G7
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y'all yeah

[Interlude]
D

[Verse]

D                  G
Bobby Maggot was a big attorney
D7                              G
Through the courtroom down to hell he journeyed
D7                    G
Bald headed piece of garbage that he was

D                        G
He'll defend you if your money's honest
D                          G
Says he'll do his best but that's no promise

Off he goes in his Corvette to get a tan

Gm                                       Dm
Oh Lord, I ask You what kind of beast is man?

[Chorus]

Dm                   G
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Dm                   G
Out come the freaks, out come the freaks y'all

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
D7  G7
Out come the freaks, oh yeah
D                    G
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

[Outro]

D                    G
Woodwork squeaks and out comes Trotsky
D                  G
Out comes Trotsky, yeah oh
D
Woodwork squeaks and out comes Coltrane
          F         D
Coltrane, Coltrane, out comes Coltrane

D                    G
Woodwork squeaks and out comes Che Guevara

Che Guevara, Che Guevara, oh
D                    G
Woodwork squeaks and out comes the Powell
D          G  D
Buddy Powell, Buddy Powell, yeah
D
Out come the freaks