Bb
Oh I’m hanging in a van

[WAYNE]
N.C.
With YouTubers

[CHARLIE]
     Dm
In a van

[WAYNE]
N.C.
With YouTubers

[CHARLIE]
   Eb
My life didn’t go according to plan

[WAYNE]
       Ebm
And so that’s why you’re here with this black man

*cuts to key change*

[WAYNE]
Ebm      E
I’m in a van, I’ve got six Emmys and
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numerous awards and I’ve been on Broadway
    E          Dbdim
and done world tours

[CHARLIE]
    B
Oh, I’m five times Grammy nominated