Guy next door brought a rocket launcher
From a mail order house called "urban combat"
Says we can pry it from his cold dead fingers
Clipping the coupons on dangerous madness

Dangerous dangerous dangerous madness
Dangerous dangerous dangerous madness
Dangerous dangerous dangerous madness
Dangerous dangerous dangerous madness

His son bobby don't use no rubbers
Horney as hell and dumb as he's stupid
Don't take no bath while wearing no raincoat
Incubating some dangerous madness

Twelve year old cindy got herself pregnant
Did it because her boyfriend dissed her
Ricki lake gonna fly her to manhattan
Nielson rating on dangerous madness

Guy next door he voted republican
Said he was burned out on paying for welfare
Kids got a future in sega genesis
Welcome to the sitcom called dangerous madness

Kid downstairs got 15 to 20
Flunked the 9th grade turned to dealing
D.a. wanted life copped a plea baragin
Called strike three on dangerous madness