D            C       A
I don't know who you are
D              C           A
Don't know who you want to be
D      C             A
When I carbonate the test tube
D        C         A
Then you won't see me

D       C               A
I got a twin cab diesel combo
D           C               A
It takes me where I want to go
D           C           A
And all the newfies are happy
D                C           A
They know of the fungus that grow

D           C            A
So when you see Hoecke's mindscrew
D          C          A
Don't come running to me
D               C           A
'Cause Oik will scream, and set aflame
D      C           A
Marble tulip juicy tree

[Chorus]
G                  D
Marble tulip juicy tree
G                    D
It's where I want to be
G                  D
When I gnaw on the tulip
G                     A
It'd wish that it was me

[Verse]
D     C                A
Every morning I put my shoes on
D     C           A
And I think about she
D        C            A
Who controls the four seasons
D        C              A
Inhaling kitties in the sea

D           C           A
It's like a noodle in a salad
D      C                     A
Little birdy wants to be set free (hee)
D           C                   A
I drill the corpse lobe with ma mommy
D      C     A
Marble tulip juicy tree

D       C                A
So this song's about the lovin' things
D        C      A
That you are to me-hee (hoo)
D         C            A
Just stay away from my adenoids and
D      C           A
Marble tulip juicy tree

[Chorus]
G                  D
Marble tulip juicy tree
G                    D
It's where I want to be
G                  D
When I gnaw on the tulip
G                     A     
It'd wish that it was me

[Solo]
D C A X8  G D X3  G A

[Verse]
D    C        A
Look now, the world the world in my hands
D         C                A                               D  C
We'll see it relish in the span of a guy knowingly tranced
          A                           D           C
Inbetween ever-laughing scream of the taunted and begged moose
A
So easy to get lost in the buttocks of lads
D     C            A
Your blood is the slew-styled knight corpse
D           C            A
And see the outward size to make it to thyself
D                  C              A
In which I'm fully locked off and safe
                  D             C             A
And it's going to rain and lies spread to the land
D               C              A              G
To avoid it you masturbate the philosophers
                D                           G
The dawn of the first flight rings an idea
                   D                                  G
Beaconing back, by illusions of things that you touch
                     D
Tired of missing beauty and life and such
G              A                       
Balance is for men, who learn to know