She wants me to turn on the TV
Baby just turn on the TV
But I won't, leave my seat right now

She wants me to take out this bug
From our bed
From ourselves
But I won't leave my seat, no no…

She wants me to take Mimi to sleep and
She wants me to clean up all her mess
Right here, right now

But she wants me to turn on the TV
She wants me to take this bug out of here
From our bed, now

She wants me to take out the garbage
She wants me to clean up all the house
Can't wait a minute, no, no…

She wants me to do all the dishes
She wants me to be her handyman
Right here, right now

But baby, can't you see
I don't wanna be
Your handyman
Only your loverman