Wont you lay, your nine good fingers on me
Would you please keep that long one wrapped in gauze
And we shall put, our good foot forward for awhile
As we lay here keep in mind of his loss

Let your nine good fingers find a melody so rare
Either our toes will tap in time or they wont
But please do not allow your foul finger to come around
For it always seems to land on the wrong note

[Chorus: x2]
We'll find a new song
One note forever one note for all

And may you never unfalsify your wet but spiry eye
For they say more than your tongue could ever speak
Just have 'em keep a watch upon the one that cannot touch
And your nine good fingers shall be safe to keep

[Chorus x4]