In the oval office on my knees
That's the true land of opportunity
You might not ever guess I'm just a brainless hoe
As I sign another book on a TV show

Fat Bitch, Get Rich, Suck Dick
So rich you scandalous Fat Bitch

When I was young I dreamed of being a star
But I never dreamed it'd be so easy to go so far
It doesn't matter how I got here or maybe it does
If I'd never sucked him off you'd never know who I was

Fat Bitch, Get Rich, Suck Dick
So rich you scandalous Fat Bitch

Much like a Walrus on the beach I'm basking in my fame
I auctioned off a dress it was just a little stained
So many plastic politicians grease balls in disguise
With wet cigar holders right between my thighs

Fat Bitch, Get Rich, Suck Dick
So rich you scandalous Fat Bitch