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Intro: G#m

Verse 1: G#m F# D#m G#m (4x)

   G#m                             F#
     They're amazing, don't you think? 
   D#m                G#m
     So incredibly talented 
   G#m                    F#
     So many hits on YouTube 
   D#m                          G#m
     So many things to live up to 
   G#m                             F#
     They're amazing, don't you think? 
   D#m                  G#m
     My two older brothers 
   G#m                           F#
     They've had a wonderful career 
   D#m                              G#m
     But I was never asked to join them 

Refrain 1: E D#m F# (2x)

         E    D#m         F#
     Oh God, how can it be? 
           E             D#m      F#
     Those assholes did not ask me? 

Chorus 1: E G#m F# (4x) then G#m

                         E G#m F#
     I will never be a star 
                        E       
     I will never ever do a concert 
   G#m                        F#
     Never perform with an audience 
                                 E G#m F#
     I'll never stand alone on stage 
                          E
     I wouldn't have the nerve to do it 
   G#m                          F#
     Guess I would fuck it up anyway 
                         G#m
     I will never be a star 

Verse 2: G#m F# D#m G#m (2x)

   G#m                       F#
     I have some tricks up my sleeve 
   D#m                       G#m
     How I wish that I can show them 
   G#m                     F#
     I spin a pen around my thumb 
   D#m                          G#m
     And then I grab it with my index
 
Refrain 2: E F# D#m G#m (2x)

     E
     I want to show it 
         F#
     But I know I can't 
                D#m
     Cause the live audience 
               G#m
     Gives me nerves here I stand 
         E
     I tremble, I sweat 
              F#
     Shivers run down my spine 
             D#m                     G#m
     As I stretch out my arm and prepare 

Chorus 2: E G#m F# (4x)

                                  E G#m F#
     That's why I'll never be a star 
                              E
     I wouldn't know how to move my body 
   G#m                          F#
     I would be stiff as a traffic light 
                         E G#m F#
     I will never be a star 
                             E
     I wouldn't know how to top the chorus
   G#m                           F#
     With lots of smoke going everywhere 

Bridge: E G#m F# (2x)

     Ok, listen up everyone! 
     I know you enjoyed my pen trick 
     And it's real easy, you can learn it too 
     Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick" 
     That's what I did! 

Outro: E G#m F# (2x) then G#m

                         E G#m F#
     I will never be a star 
                    E
     You better believe it 
                G#m
     ‘Cause I mean it 
               F#
     I will never be 
                         G#m
     I will never be a star