I used to know a platypus named Perry
My car broke down, I was stranded
I took it to McDonald’s, got a kids meal
SpongeBob parents was cookies
I used all the toilet paper tryna be a mummy
I jumped in the sewer 'cause I thought it was a lake
I can’t tell time, is it 8?

I went to the forest and got bit by a snake
Jumped off a tree 'cause I am an ape
I can’t find the batteries to my TV remote
I joined a parade but it was a protest
I take my shirt off and I ain’t have no chest
I record all my songs from a ukelele
I tried to be a crash test dummy

'Cause I heard they was paying good money
Got stuck in the zoo hanging with a giraffe
I just found out that they call donkeys ass
Hung out in Fairy World with Cosmo and Wanda
There’s 104 days of summer vacation

Thanks to Phineas and Ferb, I know that information
I put air in a water bottle and I stepped on it
I squinted my eyes when the Sun got in and I couldn’t see
I joined a rodeo against a bull
And then I got hit in the leg
I used to know a platypus named Perry (I used to know a platypus named Perry)
My car broke down, I was stranded (my car broke down, I was stranded)
I took it to McDonald’s, got a kids meal (I took it to McDonald’s, got a kids meal)