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What's
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The      worst
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That could
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Happen to you in just a day in the life?

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'Cause that
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Has      probably
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     Happened to me in a common Tuesday afternoon

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No,    I
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Don't    mind
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     Black cats, breaking mirrors

Passing under the stairs

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There's not
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A        thing
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     That could make it harder

Than it already is

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It's a shit show
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A fucking disaster
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I always land on my back
Got out the wrong side of the bed
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They call me mr. Bad luck

       Eb7M(9)   F/C  Bb7M
It's a shit show
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A fucking disaster
         Eb7M(9)  F/C  Bb7M
I always land on my back
Got out the wrong side of the bed
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They call me mr. Bad luck

[Solo]

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Never got any lemons
              Dm7
And the knife is in my back
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It's so  un-fair
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Life is unfair

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It's a shit show
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A fucking disaster
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I always land on my back

Got out the wrong side of the bed
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They call me mr. Bad luck