We are taking a lot of meat
You do want to be strong like
Those guys from TV? Right?
Beef, lamb, chicken
Turkey are my daily ritual
As much meat as fucking possible
Dont forget about complex
Carbohydrates
You cunt
And about the vegetables
Also dont forget
Where will you take vitamins bitch?
Take as much seasoning as possible

Ten outta ten
You need salt and pepper
Because pussies can not eat raw meat
Without seasoning

Next thing you need is
To choose a side dish
If this is not the meat than
You're motherfucking pussy
Good, now we are taking some
Pasta for muscle growth! Basterds

Hash meat! Blood! Hash meat! Hash meat!
Hash hash hash hash hash fucking meat
Love this shit fuck yes
Blood everywhere
I put all dis shit into the frying pan!
Just have to wait
All these pasta carbohydrates
Are ready to be boiled with
Souls of martyrs in our cauldron
Don't forget bout the salt otherwise
It'll taste like goddamn shit

Stirr this fucking work of culinary
Art well cause pasta is bugger
That love to be clumped together
Then boil this shit up next 15 minutes

Somebody likes the meat to be well done
But I obviously prefer blue fucking rare
Blue fucking rare
Somebody likes the meat to be well done
But I obviously prefer blue fucking rare
Blue fucking rare
Rare