Introdução: G  C  A  B  A  B
            G  C  A  B  A  B

G        C      A  B  A  B
 I got a bad flavor
G      C        A  B  A  B
 I got dirty clothes
G        C          A  B  A  B
 I got a strange neighbor, who
G        C    A (stop)
 Doesn't have curtains on her windows
G        C      A  B  A  B
 I got a pet hedgehog
G         C          A  B  A  B
 Drinkin' Jager all day
G           C      A  B A   B
 You got my Crate combo and a
C                D
 Baby on the way but it's OK

Chorus:
C           B      A        G          C    B          A     G
 It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
C      B        A (fill)   C                      BAG
 Can't take the fall,    I really wanna make that call

Fill:
eb|-4--4-3-|
Bb|-4--4-3-|
Gb|--------|
Db|--------|
Ab|--------|
Eb|--------|

Post-Chorus (w/ intro):
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah

Verse:
That's my new best friend
Ann Disaster's her name
We're passin' out on the carpet and our
Attributes are the same
It's the slacker lifestyle
That we do so well
Bills are due on Monday and I'm
I'm oblivious, can't you tell?

Chorus:
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Bridge:
G     C                 A
 My brain is super-fried
G             C              A
 It involves pain to look inside

Chorus:
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Post-Chorus 2:
G C D        C       G  C       D    C
     Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah

Interlude:
G        C      A  B  A  B
G        C      A  B  A  B
G        C      A  B  A  B
C               D

Chorus:
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Bridge:
My brain is super-fried
It involves pain to look inside

Chorus:
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call