A7  D   Cdim     A7  Fdim
A fine romance with no kisses
 F#m7   Bm7     G G/F#  A7/13    A7
A fine romance, my friend,   this is
 D      D7M     D7     G   G/F#  Cdim A7
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
   D6           B7       G#m7     F#7 B7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes
A7  D   Cdim     A7   Fdim
A fine romance, you won't nestle
 F#m7   Bm7        G  G/F#    A7/13   A7
A fine romance, you won't      wrestle
     D      A7    D7       D9   Am7   B7
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France 
Em7      Fdim    F#m7   B7   Em7       A7/9-  D
I haven't got a chance   this is a fine romance
A7  D   Cdim     A7 Fdim
A fine romance, my good woman
 F#m7    Bm7          G   G/F# A7/13   A7
My strong, aged  in  the  wood       woman
     D6         B7       G#m7     F#7  B7
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
   D6               B7        G#m7    Gdim   F#7   B7
At  least  the y flap  their  fins to express   emotion
A7  D   Cdim      A7  Fdim
A fine romance, with no clinches
  F#m7   Bm7      G  G/F#    A7/13 A7
A fine romance with no      hitches
  D   A7      D7      D9  Am7   B7
You never give the orchids I send a glance
Em7    Fdim       F#m7    B7   Em7       A7/9-  D
No, you like cactus plants   this is a fine romance