What's that strange creature
I see speeding on my highway
Ain't no Jaguar Thunderbird
that that's a roadrunner bird
I go see if I can catch them
go see if I can catch one of her tailfeathers

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I got a stack of dynamite and a
hundred ton weight
I got TNT birdseed to use as my bait
I got a blunderbuss contraption
and a sherman tank
I got cannon ball fuel injected rollerskates
so little road runner let me put you straight

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I got a catapult system that just can't be beat
I got 6 foot bedsprings tied to both of my feet
I got a tommy powered cadillac built just for speed
so little roadrunner
I got every single thing
that a coyote needs

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